Shameless Selling Season For Christmas That Begins Right After Thanksgiving Edition    

 

Da Bear Report:
 
"Would you like to make more money? Sure, we all would..." -- Sally Struthers, spokesman for Late-Night Infomercial University (LNIU)  
 
Wal-Street Weak Day Downside Update:  
 
 
Stocks hammered. Kudlow hammered. Dubya hammered.  
DJIA down 237 to close at 12,743.44.  
ESS and PEE 500 closed down 33 points to end the day on the wrong side of the bed at the number of 1,407.22.  
 
But on the bright side, with platinum closing at $1,490--near a record high-- the ESS and PEE 500 can almost buy an ounce of platinum. Uh, wait that is kinda pathetic. I mean if Uhmerica's 500 top blue chip companies can't even buy one damn ounce of platinum it just means things suck. and suck bad.  
 
The Nasdaq closed down 55.61 points to finish the day at 2,540.99 which would be a all-time record close if today was March 30, 1999. Laughing  
 
Gold closed at $826.50, up slightly but off the recent highs.  
Oil traded at $97 in record territory.  
 
Asian stocks are trading down right now. Asian stocks get up going down early over there...  
South Korea down big, with Samsung leading the way the wrong way.  
 
Regarding the Hong Kong market:  
 
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"Today we will have a big drop," said Francis Lun, general manager of Fulbright Securities in Hong Kong. "Investors lack confidence. ... The big bull market that went up in October is dissipating."  
Traders said Hong Kong's Index could suffer a 1,000-point decline, reversing much of Monday's 4.1% rally, which had lifted the index to 27,626.62. Trading in U.S. depositary receipts of Hong Kong-listed stocks overnight indicated declines of between 800 and 1,100 points at the open, according to traders.  
"Hong Kong needs to go down," said Andrew Clarke, a sales trader with SG Securities in Hong Kong. He added that many clients were closing out positions after a profitable trading year and locking in their annual gains a month early.  
"The mainland [authorities in Beijing] are making no bones about the fact they want the market down. Liquidity has been drying up over the last few weeks."  
Clarke added that particular weakness could be expected in banking stocks such as HSBC (HK:5: news, chart, profile) , which announced a $35 billion bailout of its structured investment vehicles in London trading hours Monday. See full story.  
 
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link: Tough Day Underway In Asia-- http://www.marketwatch.com/?siteid=bigcharts  
 
 
 
 
Last Thursday was Thanksgiving. And we were all grateful. And we showed our thanks. But, of course, some were more grateful than others. Stupid lib-ruhl politicians and professional protesters showed their thankfulness by stealing everyone's corn on the cob, creamed corn, candy corn left over from Thanksgiving, and Uncle Sam's corny road-to-nowhere highway supplement spending packages and turning all of it into ethanol-- a particular form of stupidity (taking the up elevator all the way to the top floor of the bottom of the barrel stupidity) that costs more in energy to make it than it puts out. And prices of corn and corn prices go up a lot and make it more expensive to eat, unless of course, you eat oil, which is a good thing because while they aren't making any more food, they are making more oil, because oil is a renewable resource (abiotic), and Peak Energy is just a big scam. And even Canadians can find ways to get oil from sand and rocks and stuff. Maybe Canadians will find ways to eat sand and rocks too. Because I hear that neocrats and dummyicans are finding ways to turn cranberry sauce into oil, and that stinks because I like Thanksgiving, and if I can't eat corn and cranberry sauce and the biggest turkeys get elected to Congress all the time (Teddy Kennedy) then what am I gonna eat???  
 
Speaking of Kennedy's, turkeys, and November 22, last Thursday marked the 44th anniversary of one of the biggest turkey shoots of all time. And to show you that sometimes things are eerily backwards yet eerily familiar, like today's oil-money soaked greedy politicians obsessed with ethahnawl, on Nov. 22, 1963 LBJ found a way to turn oil money into a corny story that got him into the White House...  
 
Thanksgiving is a day that we remember that us Americans are always to forget, and besides there's a football game on and that's more important.  
 
The Detroit Lions lost. It is a tradition that they play on Thanksgiving. ...and they usually lose too.  
 
Thanksgiving is an annual event (i think) whereby we Uhmericans mark the even of our forefathers set down and broke bread with the Native American Indians (not to be confused with native indian americans who do tech support in Silicon valley, or american psuedo-native indians who live in Peoria, Illinois and claim to be from Hyderabad, India but are really from Pakistan) and ate lots of food such as turkey and other things. We were thankful that someone knew how to cook (the settlers were Americans but formerly British two tribes that have taken not being able to cook to a whole new level), and the Native Americans were thankful to get away from the Native Mexicans who were totally 'loco en la cabeza.' That's why the natives wanted to keep the illegal immigrants out. because they worked cheap and made bad business decisions. (if it were up to the native mexicans they would have given away Manhattan and thrown in worthless beads and trinkets as a sweetner).  
 
Plus, the native indians called the native mexicans who tried to cross into USA "illegal immigrants," but the FBI financed,Marxist inspired Mexican Solidarity Movement wanted to be called "native immigrants."  
 
So basically we need to build a fence.  
 
But not before they clean our houses and cook our thanksgiving meals for us.  
 
 
 
Oh yeah, the markets:  
 
 
November was a month to remember. unless you were a fan of gold and stocks, then it was a month to forget her.  
 
Stocks which had once been as high as 14,000 something or other are now down over a thousand points to just under 13, 000 something or other. it has been a bad time for stocks, unless you don't like stocks...  
 
Gold peaked a couple of weeks ago at $846 near it's all-time high, quickly backed off to $772 then recovered. Whatever gold does this week will be important. it either rallies some more to make a bigger retracement or it goes down again, this time farther and faster.  
 
Gold currently stands at $828.50 which means gold bounced back well, but let's see if it matches it's earlier high.  
 
If gold fails to go up anymore then it appears that gold has made a 27 year double top, which would be remarkable to say the least. But it also means that gold has lots of room to run after the next downturn completes itself. Plus, we all know that 27 years of inflation makes gold a huge bargain when compared to its 1980 nominal high.  
 
So, under this worst case scenario of a double top, which apparently means that this last rally was a B wave suckers rally, the C wave should follow which should be quicker than the long drawn out first decline after the 1980 top. and given that everything seems backasswards these days, gold probably made its huge decline on the first bear wave down, and this wave down will be shorter and not as deep. It will probably be a technical correction more than anything.  
 
Under the gold being in a first mega wave up scenario, gold's next downturn will be a wave 2 decline than will shake out the weak hands and get the quasi-religious gold bugs to doubt their faith. But that correction would then set up a huge wave 3 bull that could take a long time to complete. under this scenario gold would also endure a mainly technical retracement to shakeout the weak longs over a period of several long weeks.  
 
In both cases gold is correctly due for a correction. downside target prices of $550 or $450 could very well be hit. the yellow metal should decline to a minimum of $666 which was the price that gold was trapped in for awhile before its last great spike upwards.  
 
However, the Fall in the Price of Gold will be mild compared to the probable Destruction and Obliteration in the House of Paper. gold will take over as money. gold will be the measuring stick by which all other sticks are, uh, measured. sticks such as stocks and bonds and real estate, and collectible sticks.  
 
Gold is due for its bull market correction to set up the next big leg up. This would be like stocks big plunge correction in 1987. in that the best is yet to come for gold. 13 years more to go could be possible. Peak Gold Price 2020?  
 
but for now gold is still in my 3 favorite things to own along with cash and silver, but its price will probably go down, in nominal terms but in terms of stocks and real estate and crappy derivative paper gold's real value will soar.  
 
in the seventies bull market for gold, gold had a cyclical bear market in '73-'74 that took gold down big temporarily (along with stocks) but provided the last great buying opportunity in that gold bull market.  
 
in that time period stocks were also in a secular bear market, so look for a a big decline in stocks like that to occur again.  
 
Somewhere down the line stocks and gold could hook-up at an agreed upon price, just as they have in the past, to fulfill a one-to-one ratio.  
Could $3,006 be that price?  
 
 
Potential Jobs in Total Global Economic Collapse: Door to door door salesman, door to door body bag salesman, used house parts salesman, unless you live in your car then you can be a used car house parts salesman, get a job at the local Crye-Leike Chevy dealership, crappy jobs in India (i am guessing), used Zamboni salesmen (b/c slightly richer Canucks like to play hockey), mercenary, rock thrower, reinventer of fire  
 
 
 
 
Stocks, Stocks, Stocks, As In Sell!, Sell!, Sell!  
 
 
The Dow Jones Industrial Average (SELL!) hit a high of 14,279.96 in October, making a sort of double top from its July high. The DJIA has had a rough time of it since then, and is currently at 12,980.88.  
 
On Wednesday after a big decline, a Dow Theory sell signal was issued.  
 
Here is a copy of that article by Mark Hulbert:  
 
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MARK HULBERT  
Dow Theory says sell  
Commentary: All three Dow Theory newsletters I follow are now bearish  
By Mark Hulbert, MarketWatch  
Last Update: 4:35 PM ET Nov 21, 2007  
ANNANDALE, Va. (MarketWatch) -- With the Dow Jones Industrial Average's finish on Wednesday below its August lows, the three Dow Theory newsletters I track are solidly in the bearish camp.  
The Dow Theory, for those not familiar with it, traces to a series of editorials that appeared over the first three decades of the last century in The Wall Street Journal. Those editorials were written by William Peter Hamilton, then the editor of that newspaper, on the basis of conversations he had with Charles Dow, the founder of Dow Jones & Co., the newspaper's publisher. (Dow Jones is the owner of MarketWatch, the publisher of this column.)  
Hamilton's editorials leave lots of room for followers to argue over the more esoteric points of the theory. But the general outlines are clear enough of what is required to trigger a Dow Theory sell signal:  
 
1.  
Both the Dow Jones Industrials Average ($INDU  
Dow Jones Industrial Average  
$INDU) and the Dow Jones Transportation Average ($TRAN  
Dow Jones Transportation Average  
 
$TRAN) must undergo a significant correction from joint new highs.  
2.  
In their subsequent rally attempt following that correction, either one or both of the averages fail to rise above their precorrection highs.  
3.  
Both averages must then drop below their respective correction lows.  
 
Chart of $INDU  
Step No. 1 began this past July, by the correction that began from that month's highs. Step No. 2 was satisfied during the rally that began from the market's mid-August lows, in which the Dow Jones Transportation Average failed to surpass its precorrection high.  
With the DJIA's close on Wednesday below its August lows, Step No. 3 is now satisfied too, since the DJTA earlier this month had already closed below its August lows.  
Why should you care about the Dow Theory?  
One reason is that many investors pay close attention to it. I suspect that was one of the reasons that the DJIA seesawed all day Wednesday above and below its August closing low of 12,846. In fact, it wasn't until the final few minutes of trading that it became clear that it would close below that level, and thereby trigger a Dow Theory sell signal.  
Why should you care about the Dow Theory? One reason is that many investors pay close attention to it.  
The Dow Theory's popularity should trigger additional selling when investors currently on vacation return from their Thanksgiving holidays, either on Friday, or more likely this coming Monday.  
Another reason to pay attention to the Dow Theory: Its long-term track record is good. Confirmation comes from none other than the Ivory Tower, which traditionally has pooh-poohed the notion that the stock market could be timed.  
Consider a study conducted in the mid-1990s by three finance professors -- Stephen J. Brown of New York University, William Goetzmann of Yale University and Alok Kumar of the University of Texas at Austin. They fed Hamilton's market-timing editorials from the early decades of the last century into neural networks, a type of artificial intelligence software that can be "trained" to detect patterns.  
Upon testing this neural network version of the Dow Theory over the nearly 70-year period from 1930 to the end of 1997, they found that it beat a buy-and-hold by an annual average of 4.4 percentage points per year. Their study appeared in the August 1998 Journal of Finance. End of Story  
Mark Hulbert is the founder of Hulbert Financial Digest in Annandale, Va. He has been tracking the advice of more than 160 financial newsletters since 1980.  
 
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and here is a chart of the Dow over the last two months:  
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=djia&sid=0&o_symb=djia&freq=1&time=5  
 
 
in other chart news here are more new charts!  
 
Bear Stearns over the past two months has gotten hit again, in its second big wave down. high near $120 current low under one hundo.  
 
link: http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=bsc&sid=0&o_symb=bsc&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
Merrill Lynch took a 20 dollar beat down to the low low (for now) price of $53.54 from friday (before mondays decline).  
 
link: http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=mer&sid=0&o_symb=mer&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
 
and Fannie Mae:  
 
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=fnm&sid=0&o_symb=fnm&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
BOOMSPLAT! down 10% today.  
 
 
Etrade, OUCH!: down over 13% today...  
 
link: http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=etfc&sid=0&o_symb=etfc&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
 
And Toll Brothers is starting to break down again...  
 
link: http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=tol&sid=0&o_symb=tol&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
 
finally, Google went on a wild ride these past two months:  
 
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=goog&sid=0&o_symb=goog&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
And Google closed the day at $666! An omen to be sure!  
 
 
 
POLITICS!  
 
 
Rudie Julie Annie has unveiled his running mate: its gonna get him the women vote (except probably for the women who used to be married to him, which is a lot of women) and the tough on terror vote (War of Terror), and the Women Who Scare the Shit out of Terrorists (Ann Coulter) vote.  
 
He will get Mrs. Nina Levin (pronounced nine-a-leven) to join him. because Rudie Julie Annie and Nina Levin are meant to be together. they go together like peanut butter and jelly. captain and tenelle. homeland and security. and could you imagine a Rudie Julie Annie candidacy without Nina Levin? Heck no. I couldn't!  
 
Rudie Julie Annie and Nina Levin in 2008 and in your hearts (and in your lungs if you were a firefighter at Ground Zero)!  
 
so its not just Rudie anymore.  
 
NEVER FORGET NINA LEVIN!  
 
 
 
HILLARYSAYS!  
 
 
here are Hillaryious HillaQuotes, edited, of course.  
 
 
Where is the GOLDamn FRNing flag? I want the GOLDamn FRNing flag up every FRNing morning at FRNing sunrise.” (From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day, 1991)  
 
 
“You sold out, you mother FRNer! You sold out!” (From the book “Inside” by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.)  
 
 
“We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the great challenges facing all of us in the West.” (From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p 119 - During her 1993 commencement address at the University of Texas)  
 
“The only way to make a difference is to acquire power” (From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)  
 
“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices…. Government has to make those choices for people” (From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)  
 
“I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe” (From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 76 - Hillary in 1996)  
 
 
link: http://patricksperry.wordpress.com/2007/06/30/hillary-quotes/  
 
 
 
correspondance course feedback web page:  
 
http://ask.metafilter.com/49767/Sally-Strothers-Would-you-like-to-make-more-money-Sure-we-all-would  
 
 
 
The Police State Taser Shocking Stock Quote of the Day:  
 
Down 2.76% to $12.68.  
 
And not to be left out, Krispy Kreme Donuts is at $2.55 slouching towards 52 week lows.  
 
here is a 2 month chart of KRISPY KREME DONUTS: It's what's for dinner (if you are a fatty cop)  
 
link: http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=kkd&sid=0&o_symb=kkd&freq=1&time=5&x=0&y=0  
 
 
police state psychological state of the day: disassociation, cognitive dissonance.  
 
 
POLICE STATE DYSLEXIC NEWS HEADLINE of the DAY:  
 
"ELDERLY LADY BRUTALLY TASERS FAT WORTHLESS COP!!!"  

- da bear  
 
Fahrenheit 1929: The Temperature at which liquidity burns.  
 
 
 
"We're going to -- we'll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that -- a death that we can cure." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007